Just like my head, if you know what I mean. And if you're a Melbourne fan who has watched us for any great length of time you do.
As I wrap up the Australian tour which has meant mercifully missing the last two weeks and our various crimes against the sport of Australian Rules Football another special correspondent will be stepping in to provide this week's post - another look at why it's foolish to ever get excited based on one MFC quarter when the light at the end of the tunnel is usually that of an oncoming train.
Keep an eye out on Twitter for when the post goes up, but until then if you really need to read about a loss RIGHT NOW then I invite you to step back into our carefully categorised archives and pick one - they're basically all losses so it shouldn't be all that hard.
Also re-discovered this week, the first (and last) edition of Demonblog Magazine - which is quite frankly just another good excuse to post the photo of Russell Robertson being outmarked by the dog and to get unfairly misty eyed over the memory of Dean Bailey.
I'll be back in town later this week for our annual State of the Union post (spoiler: it's stuffed), but until then please keep in mind that no matter how bad things get that supporting the Melbourne Football Club automatically makes you a good person.