Predictable

Why is that every time we played Footscray, and now Richmond, the papers are forced to do a "two Nathan Browns" story.

NATHAN Brown will walk away a winner whatever the outcome of Friday night's clash between Melbourne and Richmond at Telstra Dome.

But which one – the flashy Tiger version, an early Brownlow Medal fancy, or Nathan D. Brown, his reliable, more consistent Demons counterpart?

Melbourne's Brown had 22 disposals in the Demons' solid victory over Carlton at Optus Oval on Saturday, while his Tigers' namesake kicked the winning goal against Brisbane at the Gabba later that night.

While the Tigers have surprised everyone to sit in third place on the ladder, the Demons are directly below them and waiting to pounce.

Now that's what I call lazy journalism. Write the story after one of them kicks 8 goals on Friday night. Have a guess which one...

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