For all the piss taken out of the AFL's scheduling, I wouldn't want to be the person trying to make a 12 round, 18 team competition ...

* Headline presented for novelty purposes only, we encourage Daisy to return to Melbourne as coach eventually. After publishing last week...

It took five weeks of the season, but we've finally got some sort of answer to "what happens against decent sides?" If our ina...

It's been another week of seismic shocks and surprises in the football world, but none bigger than the Melbourne W injury list shrinking...

Remember when I implied that injuries were the only thing that could stop us this year? Forget our first two games being against glorified b...

The longer this league goes, the closer we get to our Original Club Advantage™ running out and sending us tumbling into the dreg end of the ...

We finished 14th, Troy Chaplin never won a game as coach, and the chance to do something hilarious in the last round went begging, but it...