By mid-October, I should be separating the M and F elements of MFC (the meaning of 'C' can be altered to suit your feeling about the...

Contrary to popular belief, you can win every week. But only under the name North Melbourne. In the week of an absurdly premature story abo...

In a week where our men's team tried to shed as many premiership players as possible, the job of temporarily calming things down fell to...

For all the piss taken out of the AFL's scheduling, I wouldn't want to be the person trying to make a 12 round, 18 team competition ...

* Headline presented for novelty purposes only, we encourage Daisy to return to Melbourne as coach eventually. After publishing last week...

It took five weeks of the season, but we've finally got some sort of answer to "what happens against decent sides?" If our ina...

It's been another week of seismic shocks and surprises in the football world, but none bigger than the Melbourne W injury list shrinking...