One month ago the AFL said "piss off pandemic" and boldly decided to go on (albeit in a reduced, broadcast deal fulfilling way)....

After 160 seasons of gags about us having no fans the inevitable finally happened and we played in front of zero paying customers. I alway...

Before we start talking remarkable finishes and heroic victories, let's admit that in most ways this has been our worst AFLW season yet....

(* not personally, no. I'm just pleased with the gag and running it into the ground appropriately. Now, on with the scheduled misery) ...

For years I've been doing gags about empty stadium matches, and what do you know one bloke eats the wrong bat and six months later here ...

Remember the days when a Melbourne side would discover completely outmatched opposition and pummel them into submission? If so, you probably...