You know if we'd won by five goals today we'd have avoided the humiliation of finishing last. Then there was the fact that we were s...

All Time Allen Jakovich Medal Leaderboard 110 - Bruce (1 x Medal) 105 - Green 99 - McDonald 92 - McLean (1 x Medal) 72 - Johnstone (1 x Meda...

For all the bollocks from the AFL during the week about rigourously enforcing fines for people who ran on the ground at Telstra Dome when th...

Chalk up another poleaxing in the (not quite as far) west. Did you at least see this one coming? I didn't, I tipped us. Having seen Port...

I have stared horror in the face and survived. If today's match wasn't one of the top ten worst games that I've ever seen in my ...

So, you stayed home because it was freezing and there was some kind of opening ceremony bollocks on? Usually this is where I'd say you s...

Sorry children of the third world, there's a far more important cause in town. Dig deep or face a future having to find something decen...