NB: Due to the excessive time taken to finish this post, the following scenes of injury-related misery are no longer as relevant. Can't ...

Forget the radical idea of all teams playing in the same round, nothing says "footy is back" like fans queuing at the edge of a cl...

Considering our long history of being unwatchable, I can understand why the AFL doesn't trust us with the first game of the season. Give...

There's a time I'd have committed everything to attending a 6.40pm Wednesday practice game, in 38 degree temperatures, at a crumblin...

When the first Demonblog post went up in 2005  you'd have got better odds on Melbourne winning a flag than me going into a 20th season b...