In 1999, when The Footy Sho w was still essential viewing there was a classic running gag where Eddie McGuire's intro would be interrupt...

Given how many time we've opened our account in an otherwise putrid season by springing a wacky upset, it's only fair that somebody ...

Over the last 16 seasons, I've covered so many varieties of defeat by margins between 1 and 186 points that there weren't many ways...