I thought the game was tomorrow night. I really did. But even with our gimmick lineup we won. I'm telling you the Bulldogs will be shit ...

Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome Demonblog's adopted player for 2006. We give you, the man named after a harvestable crop. No, not B...

Hands up who really takes intra-club games seriously? For every player going ballistic and having a hundred touches it usually means that he...

You may remember my balaclava clad shenanigans from last season. Twice ( 1 , 2 ) when the game was beyond doubt the mask came on and I turne...

It's going to be one of those seasons. I can tell . A MELBOURNE Football Club player has been ordered not to assault his teenage girlfr...

I am forever in shame that from about five rounds into 1995 until halfway through 1997 I fell out of love with football. I blame the delisti...

Our pre-blog idol returns. Back on the list in '07 I tell you. And captain by 2010. Cue heartwarming scenes. Former Melbourne and Sandri...